Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-ZH-002 (?)
- SCP-ZH-002 is a powerful, uncontained creature with a mix of features from various Taiwanese animals, such as deer antlers, bear markings, leopard spots, bird feathers, and a crystalline horn on its forehead that allows it to use magic. This entity is considered a "natural divine being" and has been seen many times throughout history, always appearing just before major natural disasters and misfortunes in Taiwan, suggesting it either predicts or causes these events. It has consistently evaded capture, and its appearances are now considered a sign of impending catastrophe.
- Church of the SubGenius (?)
- The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion founded in the 1970s that satirizes established belief systems, centered around the prophet J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, a purportedly 1950s salesman. It teaches a complex mythology involving deities like Jehovah 1, an extraterrestrial who gave Dobbs supernatural knowledge, and a grand conspiracy that brainwashes the world and oppresses Dobbs's followers, known as "pinks". The Church promotes "Slack," an undefined quality that embodies a free, comfortable life without hard work, and encourages followers to shun regular employment, purchase Church products, rebel against authority, and exploit fear. Although often seen as a joke, academics have debated whether it is a genuine system of deeply held beliefs, with its leaders maintaining it is both satire and a real religion, more honest about its nature than others.